You’ve probably watched a lot of news on TV and in the mass media about the recent decline in the last week of the stock market (the Dow Jones Index chart for the last six months is at the top of the post) but as usual the liberal media elite and their left wing, Obama loving lackeys have been pulling the wool over your eyes and hiding the true reasons for this disaster. In this post, I’ll reveal the true reason for the downturn. Papa Smurf, Smurfette (subversive, feminist, lesbian Hispanics professor at east coast liberal college) and Clumsy Smurf (non TT adjunct), costumed characters from this summer's talked about family comedy The Smurfs, visited the NYSE to celebrate the film's July 29th, 2011 theatre release. In honor of the occasion, The Smurfs rang The Opening Bell as you can see in the video below.
Ever since their arrival at the NYSE, the stock market has plunged and the top 1% have lost billions in a dramatic redistribution of the wealth which has impaired their ability to capture the government and the regulatory agencies in a plutocratic coup d’état. This is due to left wing conspiracy lead by the Smurfs who are really communists. Don’t believe me? Watch the documentary below by a true patriot who is being subsidized by the Koch brothers’ American Enterprise think tank. This was prepared under an American Enterprise grant to the University of Florida’s Economic department as supplementary material for the ECO 101 introductory gateway course with possible future use in the Texas school system. Slavoj Žižek, film critic and socialist intellectual, after seeing a preview of the Smurf movie said, “Cinema is the ultimate pervert art. It doesn't give you what you desire - it tells you how to desire."